When out on the town...

... Interstellar Guardians must always be aware.You may not have ready access to backup; as such, watch your back. Attack could come at any moment, from an invading alien force, anti-government rebels, or irate, vindictive ex-boyfriends.

Transporters...

... must always be thoroughly tested before use. A good superhero doesnt want things (weaponry, shipment crates, select parts of uniforms) to go missing in the ether.

Ancient technology...

... in which Kyle, rummaging through stuff from his great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandfather George (the one who, as theory holds, actually invented space travel) and discovers a balsa wood stick that sheathes an alloy-made fencing sword. Conceivably, the very first light saber...

Bio-based weaponry...

... should always be properly tested, under strictly controlled conditions.

Measurements for uniform fittings...

... must be made extremely accurately. One never wants one's uniform to sag.

"I dont understand, Stanley..."

It is sometimes difficult to understand, let alone accept, the concept of a Final Conflict when it's happening for the third night this week. It's enough to give one an Ultimate Crisis.

It was indeed a simpler time...

... when aviators ruled the skies and rolled-up burning leaves were fashionable (until they made you sick and you threw up and it all got pretty disgusting and your shipmates thought it hysterical and you lost all sense of command...)

"Is it me? Be honest!"

One of those moments that can ruin a perfectly good relationship: being honest about your partner's wardrobe choices...

"Dont hate me..."

"... because I'm beautiful." Kyle's somewhat self-absorbed sidekick Louis, in a particularly common position.

So much baggage...

... required to make one look good when saving the universe.

A couple of wallpapers to get us started

First, the Men of Kyle Cameron / Style Fashionista: our boy Kyle ("Ten minutes with me, and you'll know a man can fly."), his... uhm... sidekick Louis ("I'm an applied arts major!"), and their arch-nemesis Malevolio ("I'd destroy the known universe for you, baby...")

Then, one of Kyle and Malevolio's perpetually pitched battles to save — or, as the case may be, destroy — the known universe. Like most superhero battles, these usually end in a draw so they can withdraw and fight another day. And another. And another. And maybe one more after that...

 

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