Emergency Situations

If you discover your craft has suddenly and abruptly run out of neutronium while going down some star-lit road of the universe, do not panic, Guardian. Simply inform you have run out of gas. You will then say that you will contact roadside assistance and that the two of you can expect a wait of a few hours. In the interim, keep your sidekick calm. Engage him (or her) in light conversation. Point out the wonders of the universe. Find ways of keeping yourselves amused — remember: help is always at hand!